[personal profile] bammel  IS A BAD INFLUENCE

I AM SITTING HERE FINDING MYSELF BLOATED WITH REVULSION UPON THE READING OF SOME HIDEOUS SWOLLEN FIC

NONE OF U DEAR FL-ISTERS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY DISGUST

BUT GODDAMN THIS WAS SOME NAUSEATING SHIT LIKE RLY



THE WORST THING IN FANDOM IS TO WATCH SOMEONE'S EGO SWELL TO THE VERGE OF IMPLOSION - SOON SEVERAL OF OUR BNF'S WILL BECOME WHITE DWARVES AND THEN COLLAPSE INTO THEMSELVES, AND IT WILL BE IMMENSE TO WATCH

THE SELF-PARODYING ALONE WILL POISON MY BLOODSTREAM WITH LULZ BEFORE I REACH 21

IT SHALL BE A LESSON TO YOU, MY CHILDREN - LET NOT YOUR EYES WANDER FROM YOUR OWN RIDICULOUS REFLECTION LEST YOU BELIEVE YOUR OWN FUCKERIES

I AM HELLA GROSSED OUT BY THIS SACCHARINE NAKED DISPLAY OF DISGUSTING MOTTLED FICTIONS

H8

ALSO TODAY I TOUCHED A KANGAROO





THAT IS MY MOTHERFUCKING HAND OMG SO COOL
[livejournal.com profile] lana_ftw 'S POST INSPIRED THIS AND SO I SPENT A CHARMING HOUR AND A HALF DOWNLOADING MUSIC AND DAYDREAMING ABOUT NEW HOPE FOR AMERICA



HOLD ON HOPE IS NOT ACTUALLY ON THIS MIX LOL )
Title:  Conflict of Interest?
Pairing:  Foreman/Cuddy
Rating:  PG-13
Spoilers:  Spoilers for the end of S3 and the beginning few episodes of S4
Summary/Prompt:  172. Cuddy/Foreman. She didn't hire him back just because of House.
Disclaimer:  DAVIDSHORE
A/N:  Written for [livejournal.com profile] cuddy_fest  .  Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] entropy_comix   for the beta. Concrit is ~*~always welcome~*~


OMG MOAR FIC I AM TAPPED OUT )
Title:  A Kiss Is Not A Contract
Pairing:  House/Cuddy
Rating:  PG-13
Spoilers:  Once, there was a cop on this show.
Summary/Prompt:  107. Cuddy/House - Cuddy follows through on a threat and fires House. Now what?
Disclaimer:  DAVIDSHORE
A/N:  Written for [livejournal.com profile] cuddy_fest.  Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] entropy_comix for the beta and [livejournal.com profile] bammelfor the threats.  Concrit is ~*~always welcome~*~


LOLOLOL FIC )

LOL ICONS

Aug. 14th, 2008 05:49 pm
MUSIC VIDEO FOR LOS CAMPESINOS!'S "YOU! ME! DANCING!"

 
THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING[Poll #1241866]


WAT ETC

Aug. 12th, 2008 01:09 pm

Synthetic Person Optimized for Galactic Gratification and Logical Yelling

Get Your Cyborg Name

LOL YES

IDK I GOTTA WRITE MOAR FIC IDK LOL TORTURE

WHO WANTS TO HAVE FIC ABOUT CUDDY SCREAMED AT THEM

P.S. MEME OBLIGATIONS

[profile] jane_hidell MADE ME THE MOST GLORIOUS THING I HAVE EVER SEEN



1. Comment and I'll pick two of your LJ interests and draw OR MANIP you a picture, using Paint/whatever I feel like.
2. You have no say in what I draw OR MANIP you!
3. Put this in your journal. And the pic someone drew OR MANIPPED for you.
Lucky Strike, Owen/Other, R, by [personal profile] catslash    - Torchwood fic
He's surprised as hell to feel a touch on his arm two nights later and turn to find Michael there, smiling self-consciously and asking to buy him a drink.

Court Documents from the Siegel Case, via Dean Trippe ([profile] dryponder    )
So, some court documents revealing correspondence between Superman co-creator Jerry Siegel and DC have been released to the public, and they're totally crazy.

LOL WALL-E by [profile] frankincensy   
LOL TINY COMIC JUST FUCKING CLICK IT IT'S SOOO WORTH IT

Your Semi-Regular Watchmen Spam by [personal profile] sairobi   
In other news, I can already tell I am going to be a misfit fan because a) I'm willing to give the movie a chance b) I don't think I'm morally superior for having read the book prior to 2008 and c) I believe Alan Moore is a fallible entity. Thanks, Fandom Secrets!

Socio-economic experiences in Egypt by [personal profile] slit   
I hate haggling. In the movies it looks so easy. He wants $400 for that carpet; you offer him $50; after some charming banter in broken English you settle for maybe $125 and both of you walk away feeling like you got a deal. What's missing there is the pervasiveness of it, and the level of dignity at stake in every minor encounter.

The Walk by Ryan Pequin ([profile] ryanpeq   )
A short comic dealing with dementia - very beautiful in its simplicity.

"An Interview with John Campbell" via The New Yorker
"I have recently come into an excess of happiness, and I have spent a lot of time trying to figure out what to do with it. It was in little piles on the sidewalk, so I brought it inside before whoever owned it could take it back. I have been putting it in drawers and underneath furniture and I have started to stuff my house’s insulation with it. I forget what I wanted it for to begin with."


Missing the point by a mile-or leagues, rather-Or, Did Alan Moore even read Jules Verne? by [profile] bellatrys   
What it is that is so nasty, is what Carmen Van Kerckhove has tagged as "hipster racism" and which A.J. Plaid further defined as "ideas, speech, and action meant to denigrate another’s person race or ethnicity under the guise of being urbane, witty (meaning “ironic” nowadays), educated, liberal, and/or trendy." That's totally what's going on, in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen's treatment of Nemo, the Abercrombie & Fitchiness of it, with the addition of an excuse that we are far too familiar with in fandom - the claim that this is just reflecting the original source material/historical setting/viewpoint of that era, so it would be inaccurate to show the characters in a more enlightened way.

Iron Man vs. Titanium Man by Steve Manale
LOL COMIC

Someone is WRONG on the INTERNET by [personal profile] slit   
I would also, for reasons I hope should be obvious if you’ve read this far, take issue with the idea that this author’s interpretation is more feminist than the original. And that’s fine, I defend people’s right to write whatever regardless of where it lands on my feminist meter. But I also feel like there’s a lot of you-go-grrrl, publish away, screw the fundies! in this discussion, positing sex against religion as if that’s the issue, that’s based on an inaccurate understanding of the original story and its place in Islamic tradition.

Alan Tudyk interviewing Nathan Fillion on Secret's Out
LOL VIDEO

Beauty in the Strangest Places, Martha/Tosh, PG by [profile] mairona   - Torchwood fic
There’s ugliness in Torchwood as there is everywhere, but somehow it doesn’t seem as dark as the rest of time and space, when there’s quiet moments like this, when it’s just Martha and Tosh, and Tosh is looking at her like she’s a guardian angel they’d be lost without.

"Russia trying to crush democracy, Georgia leader says"
via CNN.com
Those efforts have been undermined by Russia's annexation of Abkhazia and South Ossetia, treating the Georgian regions as Russian provinces, his column said.

"Russians advance in west Georgia" via BBC.co.uk
Moscow said it had launched a raid on the town of Senaki to stop Georgia from attacking Russian forces in South Ossetia, another breakaway region. And Georgian officials say Russian troops have captured the town of Gori, in central Georgia.

"EU tightens Iran nuclear sanctions" via CNN.com
The new EU restrictions go slightly beyond existing U.N. trade sanctions and are designed to deny public loans or export credits to companies trading with Iran.

"Yemen divided on vice and virtue" via BBC.co.uk
Mr Saleh has yet to comment on Sheikh Zindani's initiative, but Ms Hugaira believes his movement is a symptom of politics in flux ahead of parliamentary elections next April. "Zindani's committee represents a big threat that could close the space for [women's organisations] in civil society," she says.
Title:  Man's Best Friend
Pairing:  House/Steve
Rating:  NC-17
Spoilers:  HOUSE HAD AN INFARCTION AND LIKES PORN
Summary:  It's a ~*~surprise~*~ but don't read this if "tasteful" porn squicks you.  Or rats.
Disclaimer:  I don't own House, DavidShore does.
A/NTHNX TO MY ABORTIONIST, [personal profile] bammel, AND [profile] entropy_comix, FOR HOLDING A COAT OVER ME WHEN WE WENT PAST THE PROTESTORS.

lol fic )
I WROTE THIS ON A DARE PLEASE DO NOT DE-FRIEND ME

Spoggly09: I AM GOING TO HELL
Spoggly09: ONE-WAY TICKET
Spoggly09: DIRECT FLIGHT
Entropy-comix: YES THAT IS PROBABLY TRUE

LOL

Aug. 10th, 2008 12:58 pm
FUCK YEAH MY FANDOM SECRET IS FINALLY UP

FUCK YEAH THE PREDICTABLE HUMORLESS RESPONSE

ALLLLLRIIIIIIIIGHT

IN RETROSPECT THOUGH IT WAS ONLY VAGUELY INTERESTING ONCE THE THRILL OF PEOPLE MISSING THE POINT WORE OFF

SINCE THAT IS A CHEAP AND EASY FIX IDK

ALTHOUGH, BEST UNINTENTIONALLY IRONIC HILARIOUS COMMENT

#???. I think if I were you, I'd check your arrogance first. People can smell a fake a mile away, even if they don't know it consciously.

APPARENTLY NOT


OMG HIDEOUS ICONS IDK

THE REST ARE BEHIND THE CUT )

LOL WHINING )

O WELL WUTEVA TIME TO HITTTT THE ROADDDDD

MEME OK

Aug. 7th, 2008 05:29 pm
OMGGGGGG I FINISHED MY TORCHWOOD FIC OMG YAY IT WAS KILLING ME FROM THE INSIDE.  NOW OTHER FICS CAN PROCEED TO GNAW THEIR WAY OUT WHILE WORK GNAWS ITS WAY IN, BUT THAT IS OK.

RULES
1. Pick a hot guy or girl...take a moment to think.
JANE_HIDELL TOLD ME WHAT TO DO AND I GET OFF ON COMMANDS
2. Is this really the guy or girl you want?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
3. Pick his/her top 10 hottest, cutest, most irresistible pictures.
4. Tag 5 other users.
EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD

OMG PICTURES OMG GUESS WHO )




SPOILERY I GUESS IDEK )

Spoggly09: OMGGGGG
Spoggly09: WRITE THIS
Spoggly09: WRITE IT
Bammel: hhAH shop it
Spoggly09: AHAHAHA I AM DYING
Spoggly09: omg i should xpost to davidshore
Spoggly09: "SPOILER ALERT"
I WATCHED THE PROMO

AHAHAHAHAHA A+++++ LULZ

PPL STOP FREAKING OMG EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE SRSLY

THE FOX PROMO GUY TWISTS EVERYONE UP EVERYSINGLETIME.

I WANT MOAR NAO GIVE ME THE SHOW PLZ

"STOP LYING FOX TRAILER GUY DAVID SHORE ALREADY TOLD US""IF U DO NOT TELL ME ALL MY FIC GETS JOSSED OMG PLZ TELL ME" 

ALSO LOL WORK:

Spoggly09
:
my mother brought me a present
Bammel: waht is it
Spoggly09: a spork
Spoggly09: a mini-spork
Bammel: ahaha yayayayay cute
Bammel: and odd
Spoggly09: inoriteeeeeeeee
Spoggly09: "wat"
Spoggly09: "thnx"
Spoggly09: "wat"
Spoggly09: then she called me and screamed ungrateful into the phone and hung up
Bammel: AHAHHA OMGGG AHAHAHA
Spoggly09: to be fair i called her back, waited until she picked up the phone, and hung up

HEY HEY HEY

Aug. 5th, 2008 11:40 am
WHERE IS MY FUCKING FANDOM SECRET ALREADY WTF

I HAND-CRAFTED IT IN AMERICA FROM PURE ORGANIC LULZ

PPL DUN KNOW QUALITY ANYMOAR

(I LOL'ED AT THIS ONE THOUGH
)

ALSO HERE IS A REPOST OF BAMMEL'S AND MY RULES FOR FANDOM )

P.S. IT'S INTERNATIONAL BLOG AGAINST RACISM WEEK

OMG MY HEAD AHAHAHA OMG THERE IS MAYBE TOO MUCH STUFF IN IT SOMEONE HAND ME A SHARP TOOL SO I CAN LANCE MY BRAIN

WUT

Aug. 4th, 2008 11:16 pm
IF U HAVE NOT READ BRICKS AND BEAMS YET

WHY THE FUCK NOT

HOUSE/IRON MAN FUCKING YES A+

Spoggly09: MY PROSE IS TURNING A HIDEOUS CLASHING SHADE OF VIOLET
Entropy-comix: YOUR INSECURITY IS HILARIOUS TO MEEEEEEEEEE
Spoggly09: AAHAHAHAH I H8 U 4EVA
Entropy-comix: maybe you should stick to lulz in the future
Spoggly09: INORITE
Spoggly09: BUT THIS IS WHAT THEY THREW AT ME THE MERCILESS BASTARDS
Spoggly09: where is ianto
Spoggly09: i want to write about ianto AHAHAHAH
Spoggly09: "ianto fetch me some BISCUITS"
Spoggly09: "o he's dead"
Spoggly09: "fuck"
Spoggly09: "time to start a new team"
Entropy-comix: torchwood 4
Entropy-comix: 5
Entropy-comix: 6
Entropy-comix: 253
Spoggly09: 78910
Entropy-comix: how goes the writing
Spoggly09: 850 words idk
Spoggly09: close yet so far
Spoggly09: they are about to sex it up lol gross

ALSO A POEM BY RUMI

Bismillah
It's a habit of yours to walk slowly.
You hold a grudge for years.
With such heaviness, how can you be modest?
With such attachments, do you expect to arrive anywhere?
Be wide as the air to learn a secret.
Right now you're equal portions clay
and water, thick mud.
Abraham learned how the sun and moon and the stars all set.
He said, No longer will I try to assign partners for God.
You are so weak. Give up to grace.
The ocean takes care of each wave
till it gets to shore.
You need more help than you know.
You're trying to live your life in open scaffolding.
Say Bismillah, In the name of God,
as the priest does with a knife when he offers an animal.
Bismillah your old self
to find your real name.

- translated by Coleman Barks

TIMLICIOUS

Aug. 4th, 2008 11:02 am
OH HELLLLLLLL NO

ARE THESE PEOPLE SLOW?  OF COURSE IT WAS A CHALLENGE.  TIM GUNN IS NOT TAKING YOU CLUBBING.  TIM GUNN IS NOT TAKING YOU TO HIS FAVORITE PLACES.  TIM GUNN IS SO FAR ABOVE YOU THAT YOU SHOULD NOT LOOK AT HIM DIRECTLY - EYE CONTACT SHOULD BE VERBOTEN; YOU ARE UNPROVEN AND WORTHY ONLY OF LOOKING AT HIS SHOES.

THIS DUN REALLY HAVE SPOILERS, BTW

Stella and Blayne, idk, whose idea was it to let them wander around together.  I am honestly surprised they did not get mugged.  Maybe Tim and Heidi were surprised too; it definitely seemed like a set-up when they let them wander around NYC at night, unsupervised. 

"Suede's decided I'm working with..." LOLOLOL fail

"I'm just afraid I'm going to be too creative again."  LOLOLOL

Goddamn, these designers cannot use the focus on a camera.

"I'M INTO LEATHAAA"  Stella, I h8 u.

OMG HOLLA AT UR BOY omg Tim.



"HOLLA AT YA BOY"
"Holler at your boy?  Is that the phrase?"
"HOLLA AT YA BOY"
"What does that mean?"
"HOLLA AT YA BOY"
"Holler at your boy?"
"NO, JUST LIKE...HOLLA.  HOLLA"
"Holler?"
"HOLLA.  H-O-L-L-A.  HOLLA"
"Holla?"
"HOLLLLAAAAAAAAAA"
"Okayyyy, I'll see you tomorrow morning.  Thank you, good night, make it work, carry on, holla at your boy."