HEY HEY HEY

[spoggly]

WHERE IS MY FUCKING FANDOM SECRET ALREADY WTF

I HAND-CRAFTED IT IN AMERICA FROM PURE ORGANIC LULZ

PPL DUN KNOW QUALITY ANYMOAR

(I LOL'ED AT THIS ONE THOUGH
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FIRST RULE OF FANDOM - YOU DO NOT DRAW ATTENTION TO FANDOM

SECOND RULE OF FANDOM - DO NOT DRAW ATTENTION TO FANDOM

THIRD RULE OF FANDOM - NO IRL LAWYERS (e-lawsuits only - take it to internet court)

FOURTH RULE OF FANDOM - STOP LICKING E-COCK ALREADY AND LEARN TO FEAR IRL PPL WITH $$$ INSTEAD IDK

FIFTH RULE OF FANDOM - YOU ARE NEVER AS IMPORTANT AS YOU THINK YOU ARE

SIXTH RULE OF FANDOM - THIS IS AMERICA AND YOU ARE GETTING SUED WHETHER ANYONE UNDERSTANDS WHY OR NOT

SEVENTH RULE OF FANDOM - EVERYTHING CARRIES THE TAINT OF THE CAPITALIST DOLLAR

EIGHTH RULE OF FANDOM - THOU SHALT NOT FIND/REPLACE (EVERYONE CAN TELL STOP FUCKING DOING IT YOU ARE NOT CASSIE CLAIRE)

NINTH RULE OF FANDOM - THE ONLY FORGIVABLE AMBITION IS OPEN AMBITION

TENTH RULE OF FANDOM -
~*~SRS BSNS~*~ GTFO

P.S. IT'S INTERNATIONAL BLOG AGAINST RACISM WEEK

OMG MY HEAD AHAHAHA OMG THERE IS MAYBE TOO MUCH STUFF IN IT SOMEONE HAND ME A SHARP TOOL SO I CAN LANCE MY BRAIN