I WENT TO THE ZOO AND THEN THE NETS GROSSED ME OUT
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bammel IS A BAD INFLUENCEI AM SITTING HERE FINDING MYSELF BLOATED WITH REVULSION UPON THE READING OF SOME HIDEOUS SWOLLEN FIC
NONE OF U DEAR FL-ISTERS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY DISGUST
BUT GODDAMN THIS WAS SOME NAUSEATING SHIT LIKE RLY
THE WORST THING IN FANDOM IS TO WATCH SOMEONE'S EGO SWELL TO THE VERGE OF IMPLOSION - SOON SEVERAL OF OUR BNF'S WILL BECOME WHITE DWARVES AND THEN COLLAPSE INTO THEMSELVES, AND IT WILL BE IMMENSE TO WATCH
THE SELF-PARODYING ALONE WILL POISON MY BLOODSTREAM WITH LULZ BEFORE I REACH 21
IT SHALL BE A LESSON TO YOU, MY CHILDREN - LET NOT YOUR EYES WANDER FROM YOUR OWN RIDICULOUS REFLECTION LEST YOU BELIEVE YOUR OWN FUCKERIES
I AM HELLA GROSSED OUT BY THIS SACCHARINE NAKED DISPLAY OF DISGUSTING MOTTLED FICTIONS
ALSO TODAY I TOUCHED A KANGAROO
THAT IS MY MOTHERFUCKING HAND OMG SO COOL
OBAMA '08 MOTHERFUCKERS
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lana_ftw 'S POST INSPIRED THIS AND SO I SPENT A CHARMING HOUR AND A HALF DOWNLOADING MUSIC AND DAYDREAMING ABOUT NEW HOPE FOR AMERICA
( HOLD ON HOPE IS NOT ACTUALLY ON THIS MIX LOL )
CUDDYFEST FIC 2
Title: Conflict of Interest?
Pairing: Foreman/Cuddy
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Spoilers for the end of S3 and the beginning few episodes of S4
Summary/Prompt: 172. Cuddy/Foreman. She didn't hire him back just because of House.
Disclaimer: DAVIDSHORE
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cuddy_fest . Thanks to entropy_comix for the beta. Concrit is ~*~always welcome~*~
( OMG MOAR FIC I AM TAPPED OUT )
Pairing: Foreman/Cuddy
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Spoilers for the end of S3 and the beginning few episodes of S4
Summary/Prompt: 172. Cuddy/Foreman. She didn't hire him back just because of House.
Disclaimer: DAVIDSHORE
A/N: Written for
cuddy_fest . Thanks to entropy_comix for the beta. Concrit is ~*~always welcome~*~ ( OMG MOAR FIC I AM TAPPED OUT )
CUDDYFEST FIC
Title: A Kiss Is Not A Contract
Pairing: House/Cuddy
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Once, there was a cop on this show.
Summary/Prompt: 107. Cuddy/House - Cuddy follows through on a threat and fires House. Now what?
Disclaimer: DAVIDSHORE
A/N: Written forcuddy_fest. Thanks to entropy_comix for the beta and bammelfor the threats. Concrit is ~*~always welcome~*~
( LOLOLOL FIC )
Pairing: House/Cuddy
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Once, there was a cop on this show.
Summary/Prompt: 107. Cuddy/House - Cuddy follows through on a threat and fires House. Now what?
Disclaimer: DAVIDSHORE
A/N: Written for
cuddy_fest. Thanks to entropy_comix for the beta and bammelfor the threats. Concrit is ~*~always welcome~*~( LOLOLOL FIC )
WAT ETC
LOL YES
IDK I GOTTA WRITE MOAR FIC IDK LOL TORTURE
WHO WANTS TO HAVE FIC ABOUT CUDDY SCREAMED AT THEM
P.S. MEME OBLIGATIONS
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1. Comment and I'll pick two of your LJ interests and draw OR MANIP you a picture, using Paint/whatever I feel like.
2. You have no say in what I draw OR MANIP you!
3. Put this in your journal. And the pic someone drew OR MANIPPED for you.
IDK I GOTTA WRITE MOAR FIC IDK LOL TORTURE
WHO WANTS TO HAVE FIC ABOUT CUDDY SCREAMED AT THEM
P.S. MEME OBLIGATIONS
jane_hidell MADE ME THE MOST GLORIOUS THING I HAVE EVER SEEN1. Comment and I'll pick two of your LJ interests and draw OR MANIP you a picture, using Paint/whatever I feel like.
2. You have no say in what I draw OR MANIP you!
3. Put this in your journal. And the pic someone drew OR MANIPPED for you.
Links of the Week
Lucky Strike, Owen/Other, R, by catslash - Torchwood fic
He's surprised as hell to feel a touch on his arm two nights later and turn to find Michael there, smiling self-consciously and asking to buy him a drink.
Court Documents from the Siegel Case, via Dean Trippe (dryponder )
So, some court documents revealing correspondence between Superman co-creator Jerry Siegel and DC have been released to the public, and they're totally crazy.
LOL WALL-E byfrankincensy
LOL TINY COMIC JUST FUCKING CLICK IT IT'S SOOO WORTH IT
Your Semi-Regular Watchmen Spam bysairobi
In other news, I can already tell I am going to be a misfit fan because a) I'm willing to give the movie a chance b) I don't think I'm morally superior for having read the book prior to 2008 and c) I believe Alan Moore is a fallible entity. Thanks, Fandom Secrets!
Socio-economic experiences in Egypt byslit
I hate haggling. In the movies it looks so easy. He wants $400 for that carpet; you offer him $50; after some charming banter in broken English you settle for maybe $125 and both of you walk away feeling like you got a deal. What's missing there is the pervasiveness of it, and the level of dignity at stake in every minor encounter.
The Walk by Ryan Pequin (ryanpeq )
A short comic dealing with dementia - very beautiful in its simplicity.
"An Interview with John Campbell" via The New Yorker
"I have recently come into an excess of happiness, and I have spent a lot of time trying to figure out what to do with it. It was in little piles on the sidewalk, so I brought it inside before whoever owned it could take it back. I have been putting it in drawers and underneath furniture and I have started to stuff my house’s insulation with it. I forget what I wanted it for to begin with."
Missing the point by a mile-or leagues, rather-Or, Did Alan Moore even read Jules Verne? bybellatrys
What it is that is so nasty, is what Carmen Van Kerckhove has tagged as "hipster racism" and which A.J. Plaid further defined as "ideas, speech, and action meant to denigrate another’s person race or ethnicity under the guise of being urbane, witty (meaning “ironic” nowadays), educated, liberal, and/or trendy." That's totally what's going on, in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen's treatment of Nemo, the Abercrombie & Fitchiness of it, with the addition of an excuse that we are far too familiar with in fandom - the claim that this is just reflecting the original source material/historical setting/viewpoint of that era, so it would be inaccurate to show the characters in a more enlightened way.
Iron Man vs. Titanium Man by Steve Manale
LOL COMIC
Someone is WRONG on the INTERNET byslit
I would also, for reasons I hope should be obvious if you’ve read this far, take issue with the idea that this author’s interpretation is more feminist than the original. And that’s fine, I defend people’s right to write whatever regardless of where it lands on my feminist meter. But I also feel like there’s a lot of you-go-grrrl, publish away, screw the fundies! in this discussion, positing sex against religion as if that’s the issue, that’s based on an inaccurate understanding of the original story and its place in Islamic tradition.
Alan Tudyk interviewing Nathan Fillion on Secret's Out
LOL VIDEO
Beauty in the Strangest Places, Martha/Tosh, PG bymairona - Torchwood fic
There’s ugliness in Torchwood as there is everywhere, but somehow it doesn’t seem as dark as the rest of time and space, when there’s quiet moments like this, when it’s just Martha and Tosh, and Tosh is looking at her like she’s a guardian angel they’d be lost without.
"Russia trying to crush democracy, Georgia leader says" via CNN.com
Those efforts have been undermined by Russia's annexation of Abkhazia and South Ossetia, treating the Georgian regions as Russian provinces, his column said.
"Russians advance in west Georgia" via BBC.co.uk
Moscow said it had launched a raid on the town of Senaki to stop Georgia from attacking Russian forces in South Ossetia, another breakaway region. And Georgian officials say Russian troops have captured the town of Gori, in central Georgia.
"EU tightens Iran nuclear sanctions" via CNN.com
The new EU restrictions go slightly beyond existing U.N. trade sanctions and are designed to deny public loans or export credits to companies trading with Iran.
"Yemen divided on vice and virtue" via BBC.co.uk
Mr Saleh has yet to comment on Sheikh Zindani's initiative, but Ms Hugaira believes his movement is a symptom of politics in flux ahead of parliamentary elections next April. "Zindani's committee represents a big threat that could close the space for [women's organisations] in civil society," she says.
catslash - Torchwood ficHe's surprised as hell to feel a touch on his arm two nights later and turn to find Michael there, smiling self-consciously and asking to buy him a drink.
Court Documents from the Siegel Case, via Dean Trippe (
dryponder )So, some court documents revealing correspondence between Superman co-creator Jerry Siegel and DC have been released to the public, and they're totally crazy.
LOL WALL-E by
frankincensy LOL TINY COMIC JUST FUCKING CLICK IT IT'S SOOO WORTH IT
Your Semi-Regular Watchmen Spam by
sairobi In other news, I can already tell I am going to be a misfit fan because a) I'm willing to give the movie a chance b) I don't think I'm morally superior for having read the book prior to 2008 and c) I believe Alan Moore is a fallible entity. Thanks, Fandom Secrets!
Socio-economic experiences in Egypt by
slit I hate haggling. In the movies it looks so easy. He wants $400 for that carpet; you offer him $50; after some charming banter in broken English you settle for maybe $125 and both of you walk away feeling like you got a deal. What's missing there is the pervasiveness of it, and the level of dignity at stake in every minor encounter.
The Walk by Ryan Pequin (
ryanpeq )A short comic dealing with dementia - very beautiful in its simplicity.
"An Interview with John Campbell" via The New Yorker
"I have recently come into an excess of happiness, and I have spent a lot of time trying to figure out what to do with it. It was in little piles on the sidewalk, so I brought it inside before whoever owned it could take it back. I have been putting it in drawers and underneath furniture and I have started to stuff my house’s insulation with it. I forget what I wanted it for to begin with."
Missing the point by a mile-or leagues, rather-Or, Did Alan Moore even read Jules Verne? by
bellatrys What it is that is so nasty, is what Carmen Van Kerckhove has tagged as "hipster racism" and which A.J. Plaid further defined as "ideas, speech, and action meant to denigrate another’s person race or ethnicity under the guise of being urbane, witty (meaning “ironic” nowadays), educated, liberal, and/or trendy." That's totally what's going on, in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen's treatment of Nemo, the Abercrombie & Fitchiness of it, with the addition of an excuse that we are far too familiar with in fandom - the claim that this is just reflecting the original source material/historical setting/viewpoint of that era, so it would be inaccurate to show the characters in a more enlightened way.
Iron Man vs. Titanium Man by Steve Manale
LOL COMIC
Someone is WRONG on the INTERNET by
slit I would also, for reasons I hope should be obvious if you’ve read this far, take issue with the idea that this author’s interpretation is more feminist than the original. And that’s fine, I defend people’s right to write whatever regardless of where it lands on my feminist meter. But I also feel like there’s a lot of you-go-grrrl, publish away, screw the fundies! in this discussion, positing sex against religion as if that’s the issue, that’s based on an inaccurate understanding of the original story and its place in Islamic tradition.
Alan Tudyk interviewing Nathan Fillion on Secret's Out
LOL VIDEO
Beauty in the Strangest Places, Martha/Tosh, PG by
mairona - Torchwood ficThere’s ugliness in Torchwood as there is everywhere, but somehow it doesn’t seem as dark as the rest of time and space, when there’s quiet moments like this, when it’s just Martha and Tosh, and Tosh is looking at her like she’s a guardian angel they’d be lost without.
"Russia trying to crush democracy, Georgia leader says" via CNN.com
Those efforts have been undermined by Russia's annexation of Abkhazia and South Ossetia, treating the Georgian regions as Russian provinces, his column said.
"Russians advance in west Georgia" via BBC.co.uk
Moscow said it had launched a raid on the town of Senaki to stop Georgia from attacking Russian forces in South Ossetia, another breakaway region. And Georgian officials say Russian troops have captured the town of Gori, in central Georgia.
"EU tightens Iran nuclear sanctions" via CNN.com
The new EU restrictions go slightly beyond existing U.N. trade sanctions and are designed to deny public loans or export credits to companies trading with Iran.
"Yemen divided on vice and virtue" via BBC.co.uk
Mr Saleh has yet to comment on Sheikh Zindani's initiative, but Ms Hugaira believes his movement is a symptom of politics in flux ahead of parliamentary elections next April. "Zindani's committee represents a big threat that could close the space for [women's organisations] in civil society," she says.
"To think about all the extremely good fiction you could be writing. Novels I say." THNX BEN
Title: Man's Best Friend
Pairing: House/Steve
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: HOUSE HAD AN INFARCTION AND LIKES PORN
Summary: It's a ~*~surprise~*~ but don't read this if "tasteful" porn squicks you. Or rats.
Disclaimer: I don't own House, DavidShore does.
A/N: THNX TO MY ABORTIONIST,bammel, AND entropy_comix, FOR HOLDING A COAT OVER ME WHEN WE WENT PAST THE PROTESTORS.
( lol fic )
I WROTE THIS ON A DARE PLEASE DO NOT DE-FRIEND ME
Pairing: House/Steve
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: HOUSE HAD AN INFARCTION AND LIKES PORN
Summary: It's a ~*~surprise~*~ but don't read this if "tasteful" porn squicks you. Or rats.
Disclaimer: I don't own House, DavidShore does.
A/N: THNX TO MY ABORTIONIST,
bammel, AND entropy_comix, FOR HOLDING A COAT OVER ME WHEN WE WENT PAST THE PROTESTORS.( lol fic )
I WROTE THIS ON A DARE PLEASE DO NOT DE-FRIEND ME
Spoggly09
Spoggly09: ONE-WAY TICKET
Spoggly09: DIRECT FLIGHT
Entropy-comix: YES THAT IS PROBABLY TRUE
LOL
FUCK YEAH MY FANDOM SECRET IS FINALLY UP
FUCK YEAH THE PREDICTABLE HUMORLESS RESPONSE
ALLLLLRIIIIIIIIGHT
IN RETROSPECT THOUGH IT WAS ONLY VAGUELY INTERESTING ONCE THE THRILL OF PEOPLE MISSING THE POINT WORE OFF
SINCE THAT IS A CHEAP AND EASY FIX IDK
ALTHOUGH, BEST UNINTENTIONALLY IRONIC HILARIOUS COMMENT
#???. I think if I were you, I'd check your arrogance first. People can smell a fake a mile away, even if they don't know it consciously.
APPARENTLY NOT
FUCK YEAH THE PREDICTABLE HUMORLESS RESPONSE
ALLLLLRIIIIIIIIGHT
IN RETROSPECT THOUGH IT WAS ONLY VAGUELY INTERESTING ONCE THE THRILL OF PEOPLE MISSING THE POINT WORE OFF
SINCE THAT IS A CHEAP AND EASY FIX IDK
ALTHOUGH, BEST UNINTENTIONALLY IRONIC HILARIOUS COMMENT
#???. I think if I were you, I'd check your arrogance first. People can smell a fake a mile away, even if they don't know it consciously.
APPARENTLY NOT
OMG WORK WAS SO BORING TODAY SHOOT ME
OMG HIDEOUS ICONS IDK
( THE REST ARE BEHIND THE CUT )
( LOL WHINING )
O WELL WUTEVA TIME TO HITTTT THE ROADDDDD
MEME OK
OMGGGGGG I FINISHED MY TORCHWOOD FIC OMG YAY IT WAS KILLING ME FROM THE INSIDE. NOW OTHER FICS CAN PROCEED TO GNAW THEIR WAY OUT WHILE WORK GNAWS ITS WAY IN, BUT THAT IS OK.
RULES
1. Pick a hot guy or girl...take a moment to think.
JANE_HIDELL TOLD ME WHAT TO DO AND I GET OFF ON COMMANDS
2. Is this really the guy or girl you want?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
3. Pick his/her top 10 hottest, cutest, most irresistible pictures.
4. Tag 5 other users.
EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD
( OMG PICTURES OMG GUESS WHO )
RULES
1. Pick a hot guy or girl...take a moment to think.
JANE_HIDELL TOLD ME WHAT TO DO AND I GET OFF ON COMMANDS
2. Is this really the guy or girl you want?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
3. Pick his/her top 10 hottest, cutest, most irresistible pictures.
4. Tag 5 other users.
EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD
( OMG PICTURES OMG GUESS WHO )
SPAM: FOR BAMMEL B/C SHE IS A WHINER
( SPOILERY I GUESS IDEK )
Spoggly09
Spoggly09
Spoggly09
Bammel: hhAH shop it
Spoggly09
Spoggly09
Spoggly09
LOL HOUSE LOL
I WATCHED THE PROMO
AHAHAHAHAHA A+++++ LULZ
PPL STOP FREAKING OMG EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE SRSLY
THE FOX PROMO GUY TWISTS EVERYONE UP EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I WANT MOAR NAO GIVE ME THE SHOW PLZ
"STOP LYING FOX TRAILER GUY DAVID SHORE ALREADY TOLD US""IF U DO NOT TELL ME ALL MY FIC GETS JOSSED OMG PLZ TELL ME"
ALSO LOL WORK:
Spoggly09: my mother brought me a present
AHAHAHAHAHA A+++++ LULZ
PPL STOP FREAKING OMG EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE SRSLY
THE FOX PROMO GUY TWISTS EVERYONE UP EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I WANT MOAR NAO GIVE ME THE SHOW PLZ
"STOP LYING FOX TRAILER GUY DAVID SHORE ALREADY TOLD US""IF U DO NOT TELL ME ALL MY FIC GETS JOSSED OMG PLZ TELL ME"
ALSO LOL WORK:
Spoggly09
Bammel
Spoggly09
Spoggly09
Bammel
Bammel
Spoggly09
Spoggly09
Spoggly09
Spoggly09
Spoggly09
Bammel
Spoggly09
HEY HEY HEY
WHERE IS MY FUCKING FANDOM SECRET ALREADY WTF
I HAND-CRAFTED IT IN AMERICA FROM PURE ORGANIC LULZ
PPL DUN KNOW QUALITY ANYMOAR
(I LOL'ED AT THIS ONE THOUGH
)
( ALSO HERE IS A REPOST OF BAMMEL'S AND MY RULES FOR FANDOM )
P.S. IT'S INTERNATIONAL BLOG AGAINST RACISM WEEK
OMG MY HEAD AHAHAHA OMG THERE IS MAYBE TOO MUCH STUFF IN IT SOMEONE HAND ME A SHARP TOOL SO I CAN LANCE MY BRAIN
I HAND-CRAFTED IT IN AMERICA FROM PURE ORGANIC LULZ
PPL DUN KNOW QUALITY ANYMOAR
(I LOL'ED AT THIS ONE THOUGH
)( ALSO HERE IS A REPOST OF BAMMEL'S AND MY RULES FOR FANDOM )
P.S. IT'S INTERNATIONAL BLOG AGAINST RACISM WEEK
OMG MY HEAD AHAHAHA OMG THERE IS MAYBE TOO MUCH STUFF IN IT SOMEONE HAND ME A SHARP TOOL SO I CAN LANCE MY BRAIN
This is what me whining about fanfiction looks like.
Spoggly09: MY PROSE IS TURNING A HIDEOUS CLASHING SHADE OF VIOLET
Entropy-comix: YOUR INSECURITY IS HILARIOUS TO MEEEEEEEEEE
Spoggly09: AAHAHAHAH I H8 U 4EVA
Entropy-comix: maybe you should stick to lulz in the future
Spoggly09: INORITE
Spoggly09: BUT THIS IS WHAT THEY THREW AT ME THE MERCILESS BASTARDS
Spoggly09: where is ianto
Spoggly09: i want to write about ianto AHAHAHAH
Spoggly09: "ianto fetch me some BISCUITS"
Spoggly09: "o he's dead"
Spoggly09: "fuck"
Spoggly09: "time to start a new team"
Entropy-comix: torchwood 4
Entropy-comix: 5
Entropy-comix: 6
Entropy-comix: 253
Spoggly09: 78910
Entropy-comix: how goes the writing
Spoggly09: 850 words idk
Spoggly09: close yet so far
Spoggly09: they are about to sex it up lol gross
ALSO A POEM BY RUMI
Bismillah
It's a habit of yours to walk slowly.
You hold a grudge for years.
With such heaviness, how can you be modest?
With such attachments, do you expect to arrive anywhere?
Be wide as the air to learn a secret.
Right now you're equal portions clay
and water, thick mud.
Abraham learned how the sun and moon and the stars all set.
He said, No longer will I try to assign partners for God.
You are so weak. Give up to grace.
The ocean takes care of each wave
till it gets to shore.
You need more help than you know.
You're trying to live your life in open scaffolding.
Say Bismillah, In the name of God,
as the priest does with a knife when he offers an animal.
Bismillah your old self
to find your real name.
- translated by Coleman Barks
Entropy-comix: YOUR INSECURITY IS HILARIOUS TO MEEEEEEEEEE
Spoggly09: AAHAHAHAH I H8 U 4EVA
Entropy-comix: maybe you should stick to lulz in the future
Spoggly09: INORITE
Spoggly09: BUT THIS IS WHAT THEY THREW AT ME THE MERCILESS BASTARDS
Spoggly09: where is ianto
Spoggly09: i want to write about ianto AHAHAHAH
Spoggly09: "ianto fetch me some BISCUITS"
Spoggly09: "o he's dead"
Spoggly09: "fuck"
Spoggly09: "time to start a new team"
Entropy-comix: torchwood 4
Entropy-comix: 5
Entropy-comix: 6
Entropy-comix: 253
Spoggly09: 78910
Entropy-comix: how goes the writing
Spoggly09: 850 words idk
Spoggly09: close yet so far
Spoggly09: they are about to sex it up lol gross
ALSO A POEM BY RUMI
Bismillah
It's a habit of yours to walk slowly.
You hold a grudge for years.
With such heaviness, how can you be modest?
With such attachments, do you expect to arrive anywhere?
Be wide as the air to learn a secret.
Right now you're equal portions clay
and water, thick mud.
Abraham learned how the sun and moon and the stars all set.
He said, No longer will I try to assign partners for God.
You are so weak. Give up to grace.
The ocean takes care of each wave
till it gets to shore.
You need more help than you know.
You're trying to live your life in open scaffolding.
Say Bismillah, In the name of God,
as the priest does with a knife when he offers an animal.
Bismillah your old self
to find your real name.
- translated by Coleman Barks
TIMLICIOUS
ARE THESE PEOPLE SLOW? OF COURSE IT WAS A CHALLENGE. TIM GUNN IS NOT TAKING YOU CLUBBING. TIM GUNN IS NOT TAKING YOU TO HIS FAVORITE PLACES. TIM GUNN IS SO FAR ABOVE YOU THAT YOU SHOULD NOT LOOK AT HIM DIRECTLY - EYE CONTACT SHOULD BE VERBOTEN; YOU ARE UNPROVEN AND WORTHY ONLY OF LOOKING AT HIS SHOES.
THIS DUN REALLY HAVE SPOILERS, BTW
Stella and Blayne, idk, whose idea was it to let them wander around together. I am honestly surprised they did not get mugged. Maybe Tim and Heidi were surprised too; it definitely seemed like a set-up when they let them wander around NYC at night, unsupervised.
"Suede's decided I'm working with..." LOLOLOL fail
"I'm just afraid I'm going to be too creative again." LOLOLOL
Goddamn, these designers cannot use the focus on a camera.
"I'M INTO LEATHAAA" Stella, I h8 u.
OMG HOLLA AT UR BOY omg Tim.
"HOLLA AT YA BOY"
"Holler at your boy? Is that the phrase?"
"HOLLA AT YA BOY"
"What does that mean?"
"HOLLA AT YA BOY"
"Holler at your boy?"
"NO, JUST LIKE...HOLLA. HOLLA"
"Holler?"
"HOLLA. H-O-L-L-A. HOLLA"
"Holla?"
"HOLLLLAAAAAAAAAA"
"Okayyyy, I'll see you tomorrow morning. Thank you, good night, make it work, carry on, holla at your boy."