I WENT TO THE ZOO AND THEN THE NETS GROSSED ME OUT

bammel  IS A BAD INFLUENCE

I AM SITTING HERE FINDING MYSELF BLOATED WITH REVULSION UPON THE READING OF SOME HIDEOUS SWOLLEN FIC

NONE OF U DEAR FL-ISTERS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY DISGUST

BUT GODDAMN THIS WAS SOME NAUSEATING SHIT LIKE RLY



THE WORST THING IN FANDOM IS TO WATCH SOMEONE'S EGO SWELL TO THE VERGE OF IMPLOSION - SOON SEVERAL OF OUR BNF'S WILL BECOME WHITE DWARVES AND THEN COLLAPSE INTO THEMSELVES, AND IT WILL BE IMMENSE TO WATCH

THE SELF-PARODYING ALONE WILL POISON MY BLOODSTREAM WITH LULZ BEFORE I REACH 21

IT SHALL BE A LESSON TO YOU, MY CHILDREN - LET NOT YOUR EYES WANDER FROM YOUR OWN RIDICULOUS REFLECTION LEST YOU BELIEVE YOUR OWN FUCKERIES

I AM HELLA GROSSED OUT BY THIS SACCHARINE NAKED DISPLAY OF DISGUSTING MOTTLED FICTIONS

H8

ALSO TODAY I TOUCHED A KANGAROO





THAT IS MY MOTHERFUCKING HAND OMG SO COOL