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I AM SITTING HERE FINDING MYSELF BLOATED WITH REVULSION UPON THE READING OF SOME HIDEOUS SWOLLEN FIC
NONE OF U DEAR FL-ISTERS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY DISGUST
BUT GODDAMN THIS WAS SOME NAUSEATING SHIT LIKE RLY
THE WORST THING IN FANDOM IS TO WATCH SOMEONE'S EGO SWELL TO THE VERGE OF IMPLOSION - SOON SEVERAL OF OUR BNF'S WILL BECOME WHITE DWARVES AND THEN COLLAPSE INTO THEMSELVES, AND IT WILL BE IMMENSE TO WATCH
THE SELF-PARODYING ALONE WILL POISON MY BLOODSTREAM WITH LULZ BEFORE I REACH 21
IT SHALL BE A LESSON TO YOU, MY CHILDREN - LET NOT YOUR EYES WANDER FROM YOUR OWN RIDICULOUS REFLECTION LEST YOU BELIEVE YOUR OWN FUCKERIES
I AM HELLA GROSSED OUT BY THIS SACCHARINE NAKED DISPLAY OF DISGUSTING MOTTLED FICTIONS
ALSO TODAY I TOUCHED A KANGAROO
THAT IS MY MOTHERFUCKING HAND OMG SO COOL